You will say

You will say yes it has been a while
You will say yes cava has told us nothing
You will say why is it like this and not like something else
You will say I wonder where Jp has gone
You will say maybe he is working 17 hours a day and has no time to write
You will say I am probably right because I am always right
You will say I am the customer and I am always right
You will say yes I am sure Jp does not agree with me
You will say if he is the one working how can he see all
You will say how can an Irish man make Spanish food
You will say what is a Tapa anyway and why does everyone now call small food Tapas
You will say this is not true
You wall say Tapas are from Spain and Jp is not from Spain
You will say anyone can cook
You will say all can have knowledge of Spanish food
You will say this is not the case
You will say it is Christmas and where are my mince pies where is my turkey where is my ham
You will say I am right I am right I am right


You probably will be
You probably are